... South Park Cartman calls himself from the future - Duration: 0:25. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. This might be our fault. Loading... Unsubscribe from Gastspieler? Oh. i wrote myself a letter to my future self after 8th grade promotion and told myself to open it on the day of my high school graduation. Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. Just forget it, Cartman! It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. See, here he is. So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. Motivation Corp. • Why don't you get some sleep? I know how it feels to be really, really pissed off at your parents. Okay, okay, fine. I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! I’m going to hope you have a job, because if not, again: college=crap. Stan! Future Stan The Osbournes (Ozzy and Jack speak) Laser-Guided Karma: Cartman mocks Stan for supposedly being a Future Loser, at the end he ends up becoming one after not taking the advice of his future self; My Future Self and Me: The Trope Namer zig-zags it. Felipe! It does not matter what age I am when I look back on this. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. My God. They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! Sharon and Randy Marsh Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? Future Stan spits his frothy toothpaste into the sink], But in the end we know we're good for each other Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. You must be exhausted. Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. Look around you. Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? Go have sex with yourself, asshole! But I think it's coming together real nice. The ends justify the means. Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? Clyde Craig's. My Future Self n' Me Photos. How about this? It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. He'll be playing the role of your future son. What?? But why are you back in this time with us, son? It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. added by Chibi-Chipette. added by LilRabb. Motivation Corp.! Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. We have to teach our parents a lesson! Future Butters. This Future Self Visualization is based on a the actual hypnotherapy script I use for real one to one personal coaching sessions. Dad?? I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. Remember, trivia must be factual, provable, and it is always best to cite your source for not-so-obvious trivia. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I waunt, and doin' drugs when I waunt. That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. We don't know you and you don't know us! Oh Jesus, it smells! Uh well, sure thing, Stan. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. I'm running a business, Stan. They just... don't, son! Full Ep. The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. Sure I remember you. Well here, Eric, I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present. So, everything is working out with your future actor? Josh Casher They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Alright, where is that son-of-a-bitch's wallet?! My name is T. Becker. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. Look, I run a legitimate business here with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. Aw, stop it, you guys! My Future Self n' Me. But why are you back in this time with us, son? Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Professor Chaos. I said, I know how you feel. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. I know how it feels to be really, really pissed off at your parents. It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. I hate having my future self around, too. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. So, everything is working out with your future actor? Source: frecked_roll. I have no idea, man. Singer Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. I want them to have to admit that they lied to me! My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. It is the opposite of Never the Selves Shall Meet in that the situation has no disastrous effects (at least not from the fact that the meeting occurred at … It has such a cathartic effect and has helped me set long term goals and reminders. Dude, that's not extreme enough! Listen! It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. Stan! [Stan crosses his … Butters I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? Oh, I don't know. Stan! The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. My Future Self n' Me/Images; My Future Self n' Me/Script; My Future Self n' Me/Trivia; P Portal:Images/Season Six; Portal:Scripts/Season Six; Portal:Trivia/Season Six; Professor Chaos/Extras; Professor Chaos/Images; Professor Chaos/Script; Professor Chaos/Trivia; R 21:58. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Show More. I don't know which swatch I like best. I guess it's been around four months now. You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. Future Stan • I know what you mean. How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself from the future?? God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! S6 • E6. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Thanks. Today I want to write towards my unknown. I know that Mom had actually let it out. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. It originally aired on December 4, 2002 and is rated TV-MA in the United States.. Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. That looks nice. You don't know what you're doing! Motivation Corp. Director This will be very weird to write about I like to be in the moment and this will be interesting to go into the unknown. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! Craig's. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. Grandpa Marvin Marsh You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. We'll take smoking, for instance. What my company does is in. And I will work hard, for you. Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. So I don't know what to believe! Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind his room, would you, Stan? But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. Butters, we've go-! So come on down and have your self a time! He knows everything Stan knows. "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] Me [Bus stop, next day. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Harmless? All I've been trying to get you guys to do is admit that you lied to me! Wait right here, Stan. 616. We though the ends justified the means, but they don't. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. It's a big flick a fuck! I've been writing letters to my future self using @futureme since 2015. Oh no! That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. This page contains trivia for "My Future Self n Me". You must be exhausted. Okay, okay, fine. Here I go. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. He's right. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. My futureself'n'me Gastspieler. We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. The ends justify the means. I know all about Motivation Corp.! We sure hope so. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden. I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. my future self n me. It's driving me crazy! Wait a minute. Alright, now, Stan. I know all about Motivation Corp.! Now consider what else makes you who you are. SanAndreas2628 5,423 views. Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? That's why we have these consultations. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. Are you my eleven o'clock? Chris and Linda Stotch Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Just go away before we call the police! I don't know which swatch I like best. You from the future. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. Sure I remember you. Listen! I want them to see what they did was wrong! Oh! posted by AnonymousSxW. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! View All Photos (1) In Theaters Streaming Movies TV Shows Opening. [Stan's future self brushes his teeth as Stan stands next to him, avoiding him. Yeah. [Stan's future self turns off the light while Stan looks pissed off] Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea Come From. Well, there's only one person I can blame. ¡Arriba arriba! Stan How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! I thought each revenge was unique and customized! Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. 1. We're running away! But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. My Future Self n' Me Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002 When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. I hate having my future self around, too. Full Ep. Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. Highly recommended! I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. Felipe! Aw, stop it, you guys! I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. Stan! Watch Random Episode. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. It's just a show! Your parents will drive all the way out to the school and discover that no meeting is actually taking place. "South Park" My Future Self n' Me (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. 1. Jimmy Look around you. I said, I know how you feel. a-and Clyde's. Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! Watching. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. Oh! Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. You're right, Linda. Oh. Craig You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hole in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? south park. I have no idea, man. It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! Stan! Oh, I don't know. I hate him! "My Future Self n' Me (song)" • It looks kinda nice. Dad?? Winter Farm. It is lying, Butters. "My Future Self n' Me" is the sixteenth episode of Season Six, and the 95th overall episode of South Park.It aired on December 4, 2002. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! They just... don't, son! Stan! Ah, here he is. For you I've put together a really nice design. I focus a lot on my past and typically when I write letters it is usually to the past me. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. That it is, I assure you. Watch Episode. Oh, God, it smells in here. Future Cartman Butters, listen. Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. South Park. How could he possibly know all that unless... he is our son from the future. Just Stan. But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! 12/04/2002 Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. 12/04/2002 The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. Follow/Fav New Kid Stories S1-E7: My Future Me, Myself, and I By: JustCallMeButtLord The New Kid and Kenny team up to go back in time and investigate who has been pulling the strings to rebuild an abandoned science lab somewhere in Park county, and find that … I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. Oh Jesus, it smells! I hate him! Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. From episode images and scripts to character information to South Park video games and merchandise. This is what we get for deceiving our son. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Wait a minute. Right. Tom, news anchor Trey and Matt were offended by over-the-top anti-drug commercials that implied that doing drugs just once could kill you, or that purchasing drugs funded terrorists. I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. Stan Marsh. Watching. I don't believe that he's my future self! Okay, well let's do that then. Future Self Meditation Script Get yourself comfortable and relax more deeply focussing on your breathing for a while. Well now you won't have to! Oh. I've beenhelping children get back at their parents ever since. It splashes out of the bowl along with some cereal. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. Well Butters, I hope you like the work. Finding your authentic self involves learning who you truly are. Look! Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. We're running away! And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. Not my younger self, the self that I can currently look back on and be like: "Oh, you were an idiot." Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self joins him in bed after freshening up in the bathroom] No. Yep. I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. But I think it's coming together real nice. I thnk I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. ¡Es verde! This might be our fault. Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! Winter Park. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. Your son seems to be responding. Alright, now, Stan. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. Directed by Trey Parker, Eric Stough. He'll be playing the role of your future son. Are you my eleven o'clock? You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hold in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Ey, you wanna go upstaris and play hide and go seek? Well here, Eric, I baked you a huge box of cookies as a present. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! He knows everything Stan knows. Stan arrives with future Stan] Stan: Hey guys. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Professor Chaos. Me, Stan Marsh • Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. The T stand for Terrific. This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself in the future?? Cartman Imagine the person you believe yourself to be right now. You really came through. Four months?? This is Josh Casher. You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom! Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. He's me when I'm 32. Oh. Future Butters • What, uh-? I told you, I can't stand my future self. My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. Okay, very nice, very nice. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Dude, that's not extreme enough! Confusion Over Stan's Birth Year (Based On Research Rather Than Fact By Creators). Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. Now imagine a wiser future you or an evolved self from a parallel universe; Notice what that you looks like. We are your #1 source for all things South Park. Harmless? And I will work hard, for you. When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. a-and Clyde's. Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Well they both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. I just lost touch with you after I was sent to Juvi Hall in 2006. Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. How about this? It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! This is my future self. Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. I'm running a business, Stan. South Park. Mr. and Mrs. Brooks Future self, this is my good friend,-. I I just, I just, ...my first idea. Ah, here he is. From 'My Future Self n' Me'. Yeah. I know that Mom had actually let it out. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. That looks nice. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. A trope in which a character using Time Travel encounters himself in the future or the past, and goes to introduce himself. I know that's just what you told me. The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. Oh, God, it smells in here. This lady'll massage your weiner for ninety-five dollars. Dear Future Me, First of all, I’m going to expect your life is really cool right now, because if it isn’t, all of this college crap wasn’t worth it. We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. ¡Es verde! Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. Thanks. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? And he's worked up quite a future for your son. — Jaison (@jaisonsaji) November 9, 2020. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. The Biggest Douche in the Universe/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/My_Future_Self_n%27_Me/Script?oldid=411973. S6 • E6. He's me when I'm 32. Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! Four months?? Future Stan has a beer] Stan [right at the camera] Stop it. For you I've put together a really nice design. Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? I have to share my room with my future self?? Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. Okay, very nice, very nice. Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. Their basic moral is that "when it comes to children and drugs, lying is okay". We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan? It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. Right. Future Stan has a beer], One of them's messy, the other one's clean! Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. My name is T. Becker. Follow me back home, Stan. In the ass. But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. Scott Silver. 12/04/2002 Motivation Corp.! Original Songs. Yeah, I gotta admit. Thank you. Parental Revenge Center • After that I'll bail. Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. Oh. We'll take smoking, for instance. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. Dad, we fucking can't! Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Look, I run a legitimate business hre with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. He's right. The T stand for Terrific. Oh no! Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? Hi Everyone! Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! Future Butters. Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea Come From. Watch Random Episode. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say. [both Stans eat cereal, but the future Stan has trouble pouring milk into his bowl. It is lying, Butters. Recently, I was inspired during another insomniac bout to write a letter to my future self. Follow me back home, Stan. It's a powerful awareness raising exercise and brings to light the impact our current life choices (and lack of clarity and purpose around … You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? I know that's just what you told me. And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Well Butters, I hope you like the work. 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